Stuff? Twitter? Uhhh butts? Eliminate entirely?
Details for early registration and why we're so darn cost effective and still don't allow for sponsors.
This trainwreck can't be run without someone to blame. Sign up now and be part of the problem!
T-Shirts will be provided to let everyone know you came to PhreakNIC and got a cavity search
Stop calling me daddy I don't even let my real kids call me that